Na granici
Došao Srbin na granicu i carinik mu gleda u pasoš:
– Where are you from? – pita ga carinik.
– Serbia!
– Syria? Oh…
– No, no, Serbia. You know: Novak Djokovic, Vlade Divac, Nikola Tesla…
– Oh, Serbia. You mean: Ratko Mladic, Radovan Karadzic, Vojislav Seselj…
– No, no, i’m from Syria!